GAH! I can't TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! You are all more stupid than I thought! If you hadn't caught on this is Justine - THE JUSTINE. Not some random surfer chick who comes from New Zealand and likes pancakes. Ugh. I never died, I was away for two years taking grammer at an etiquette school. This whole guise was just a plot so that I could own alf's ass!
But it's ok since it worked:
Justine! I love you! I wish to have hot, sweaty woo hoo with you everyday in the back seat of Justin's flying car. Justine, you totally own my ass.
But that doesn't mean I'm going to refrain from calling Alf a douche and spamming this forum.